Wednesday, July 03, 2019

When you order some totally awesome shoes that you totally don’t need

but they were 70% off plus your employee discount and you hoped they’d be ugly or uncomfortable when they arrived so you could just return them because god knows the LAST thing you need right now is more shoes but when they show up they’re just as totally awesome as they looked online and they’re totally trendy and totally comfortable so you’d be a total idiot to return them especially given how cheaply you got them but you have nowhere to put them and well, shit.

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