I suppose next you’re going to tell me the Arbor Day Cow who frolicks through the cobbled suburban streets munching on squirrels and bringing all the attractive children immunity from smallpox isn’t real.
MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE.
Monday, July 22, 2019
Last night the weather thingie on my phone promised me it would be a cool, comfortable 63° right now
But right now my phone tells me it’s actually a global-warmingy 66°.
I suppose next you’re going to tell me the Arbor Day Cow who frolicks through the cobbled suburban streets munching on squirrels and bringing all the attractive children immunity from smallpox isn’t real.
MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE.
I suppose next you’re going to tell me the Arbor Day Cow who frolicks through the cobbled suburban streets munching on squirrels and bringing all the attractive children immunity from smallpox isn’t real.
MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE.
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