If anyone wants an expired box of Chef Robert Irvine’s Fit Crunch Baked Whey Protein Bars in confetti-colored birthday-cake flavor that I just found in the bottom of a desk drawer, don’t look at me; there isn’t a person on this planet (with eight or nine exceptions) I’d let choke to death on their unrelenting, not-unsawdustlike vileness.
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