Sunday, December 03, 2017

The trees are spooky, but at least those crisp pinafores are on point

You know how Dotard McFailureFailureFailureLoser keeps obsessively bleating about “bringing Merry Christmas back” from wherever it never went? A smart person who wanted to make it look like Christmasy stuff was something he was actually capable of thinking of might remember to kinda maybe put Jesus or even Santa in his White House decorations instead of using bleak pagan treesons.

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