Crash!

Why am I still up at 1:46 am watching violent car-crash compilation videos on my phone? Why are there so many car-crash videos in the first place for there to be endless best-of car-crash video compilations? Is having car-crash cams on your dashboard a thing now? And how is it that you can hear all the gruesome car-crash sounds in these videos but you never hear a peep from the drivers and passengers? Not even an oops or an oh, dear. Does nobody scream anymore in the face of flesh-rendering death? THIS is why I’m lying here awake all night.