Flashback Friday: Jingle Balls Edition

I don’t mean to dig up old photos of my younger, speedo-waisted self in a speedo (whoops!) but a photo me running Chicago’s first annual big gay Santa Speedo Run in 2011 made it in the TimeOut Chicago events calendar promoting the second annual Santa Speedo Run in 2012.
(*cheers and applause woooo*)

Now it’s 2017 and I just slept through the gym and I’ll probably eat Chips Ahoy!s for breakfast.
(*Diet Cokes and burps woooo*)