Thursday, September 23, 2004

What are you doing Saturday night?

I know what I'll be doing: Singing two songs in a fund-raiser revue. In drag. As the handsome Miss Heidi Holes.

And you're invited to come!

The show is called Lipstick & Lyrics, and it features a bunch of large-boned women singing LIVE (regular drag queens just lip-synch like the common trash they are).

I'm doing two numbers: Everybody's Girl, which includes lyrics like "to reaffirm my status/it's absolutely gratis/to use my apparatus," and Maybe This Time, which may or may not include sex toys.

Here are all the details:

Lipstick & Lyrics
Saturday, September 25
Hydrate, 3458 N. Halstead
8:00: doors open for a hosted bar sponsored by Bacardi Rum
9:15: show
$10 donation (benefitting the Chicago Gay Men's Chorus)

My first number is early in the show, so be sure to get there on time. If you're lucky, I'll let you see the bra I just boldly bought right off the discount rack in front of a bunch of smiling women who thought I was shopping for lingerie for my wife or something. HA! JOKE'S ON THEM!


Steve said...

Men & I are like pianos ... when they get upright, I feel grand ...

Break a leg, Jake!

palochi said...

Is photography allowed at this performance? :-)

R said...

Send an invitation to Men's Health.

Jeff said...

If pictures aren't allowed, I sincerely hope that someone will smuggle a camera in anyway. And I hope you realize it's a compliment when I say I can't imagine you making a very pretty woman....

Jake said...

I think cameras are allowed -- as long as you take FLATTERING pictures.