A voice mail from the nephew

beeeeeeeeeep

You have ... ONE ... new voice message and ... FOUR ... saved messages.

Say, Hi Uncle Jake.

Hi, Uncle Jake!

Tell him what you did today.

Guess what I did.

No, TELL him what you did today.

I rode my bike for four blocks. Without training wheels.

Tell him you're really proud of yourself.

I'm really proud of yourself.

No, tell him you're really proud of YOURself.

I'm really proud of MYself.

Say, I love you, Uncle Jake.

I love you, Uncle Jake!

Say, goodbye.

Bye.

beeeeeeeeeep