Thursday, March 18, 2004

Why this moronic crimes against nature argument won't work:

1) It's impossible to define "nature" for the purposes of legislating hatred in this context.
2) Homosexually -- being completely natural -- regularly occurs in nature.
3) You can't "ban homosexuals from living in the county" for the same reason you can't keep homosexual kids out of the Boy Scouts: People are (almost certainly) born gay, but homosexuality doesn't manifest itself until later in life. If these cousin-fuckers want to ban homosexuals from living in their county, they need to ban everyone from being born in their county. Or they need to devise a way to ask fetuses (feti?) to declare definitively if they're gay or straight as they're being squirted into the world.

(link courtesy of Mark)

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