1. I'm more than a little offended by what TiVo thinks I want to watch. Apparently TiVo takes a look at your fave programs and then picks other stuff it thinks suits your tastes and then automatically records it for you. So far, I've programmed things like Will & Grace, Queer Eye, South Park, SNL, The Apprentice and Playing it Straight. And from that list, TiVo has extrapolated some "related" interest in crap like Full House and A Different World and a bunch of obscure morons-on-parade sitcoms on the WB. AS IF.

2. How hot is this guy? I hate it when they're interesting, articulate, funny, accomplished and sexy as all hell but they live half a continent away.