It was an honor just to be nominated. I guess.

So the chorus anniversary dinner and awards banquet was last night. As you may remember, I'd been nominated for two awards: one for being (or at least thinking I am) the biggest star, and one for having the biggest ... um ... microphone. I didn't win either award, but I had a very funny acceptance speech prepared for the latter. It involved thanking all the little people. Maybe next year ...