When you’re bored in the hospital, you tend to make mega-trendy cat memes on your phone

Back at the doctor for another attempt to figure out what the hell is wrong with my stupid head

While I’m waiting and the pain is throbbing and my eyes are crossing and my ears are screaming, help me figure out this shirt. Age appropriate? On trend? Flattering colorways? Chick magnet? I’m totally lost in this quest.

When you work in a fashion photography/copy/advertising studio and you’re gearing up for the holidays—yes, THOSE holidays ... because we advertising folks start celebrating Christmas in August—and the company wants to give you a little pre-holiday-rush boost AND OH MY GOD LOOK AT THIS INSANELY COOL, ON-TREND FASHIONABLE AND LITERALLY TASTEFUL (HA! LITERALLY TASTEFUL!) CAKE

Little tush, meet catwalk

I just found some long-buried comp cards from my early ‘90s Quest To Be A Supermodel(R). 

According to the stats under my Flipped Up Jeans Jacket Collar Equals Total Membership In A Biker Gang(R) headshot, I had a 32” waist. 

According to my three editorial shots, I had still-hopefully-trendy Jake From Sixteen Candles(R) sideburns. 

And a tie with a PERFECT DIMPLE, thank you very much. 

And pegged jeans. And a bit of a saucy frayed spot in my crotch. And bulky Classic Boot Socks(R) that I know for a fact I ordered from International Male(R).

#BraveConfessions