Alexa, stop playing 1950s rock

... no matter how pleadingly my dad asks you to.

Snapping groin injuries at the squat rack are cripplingly painful and all ...

but you don’t know TRULY debilitating pain until you’ve put your hand in the pocket of your polyester knit track pants while you have a hangnail.

I want my NPR

Shouldn't there be some kind of secret code for overriding the NPR pledge drive blather if you're already a sustaining member on auto pay? I don't think I can weather another lighthearted host-to-host on-air conversation about the shade of heathered red that distinguishes this pledge drive's donor thank-you T-shirt from the last pledge drive's shirt.

Also: Target has boring lamps.