I kneed to take tomorrow off

The worst part of having a knee injury—which, for the record, I honestly don’t think is seriously injury-y but I don’t want to push it—is texting your faithful running buddies to cancel tomorrow morning’s run when it’s a bit late at night and you’re not sure if they’ve already set their alarms and gone to bed. I feel like I’m making clumsy excuses to hide an embarrassing affair.

The second worst part of having a knee injury—which, again, I honestly don’t think is seriously injury-y but I don’t want to push it—is trying to take a selfie with your almost $50 worth of new knee braces by your head in a way that doesn’t look weird.