The corn is as high as a six-foot-one guy

#Iowa, bro!

Representin’ at the elevator that didn’t pass inspectin'

I kneed to take tomorrow off

The worst part of having a knee injury—which, for the record, I honestly don’t think is seriously injury-y but I don’t want to push it—is texting your faithful running buddies to cancel tomorrow morning’s run when it’s a bit late at night and you’re not sure if they’ve already set their alarms and gone to bed. I feel like I’m making clumsy excuses to hide an embarrassing affair.

The second worst part of having a knee injury—which, again, I honestly don’t think is seriously injury-y but I don’t want to push it—is trying to take a selfie with your almost $50 worth of new knee braces by your head in a way that doesn’t look weird.

FUN FARM FACT!

When a corn seed gets planted but doesn’t grow into a stalk of corn with his other little corn-seed buddies and instead waits to grow into a stalk of corn the next summer when the farmer has rotated into planting soybeans, he’s called VOLUNTEER CORN.

#TheMoreYouKnow (sparklystar!)

Young Corn

Corn Born and Gorn’ for a rorn

Iowa stuff, yo

wearborn.com, yo

The corn is as high as a six-foot-one guy

#Iowa