Sunday, August 05, 2018

I just discovered that my SnoreLab (née Sleep APPnea) app makes soothing bedtime sounds!

Except both “Rain” and “Light rain” sound like a thousand woodpeckers of death trying to shatter my windows. And “Pink noise” sounds like white noise that shrieks and three-snaps at me. So I’m going to try falling asleep to the dulcet sounds of “Waterfall.” And I’ll hope that while I’m avoiding the horrors of slaughterhouse woodpeckers and three-snap okrrrrrr sounds, I don’t wet the bed.

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