OH MY GOD WE’VE BEEN ATTACKED BY A MARAUDING CARTEL OF MANNEQUIN GRAVE ROBBERS

ALL THAT’S LEFT ARE TWO LEGLESS CHILDREN AND A BOX OF FEET ALERT ALERT THIS IS NOT A DRILL THERE IS A MARAUDING CARTEL OF MANNEQUIN GRAVE ROBBERS ON THE LOOSE THEY MAY BE ARMED (ahem) AND DANGEROUS PLEASE BE CAUTIOUS KEEP YOUR MANNEQUINS SAFE EXCEPT THEIR FEET WHICH THE CARTEL CLEARLY TREATS AS YARD (ahem) WASTE ALERT ALERT THIS IS NOT A DRILL THERE MAY BE NO MANNEQUINS LEFT FOR MANNEQUIN SELFIES AND THAT’S NOT A WORLD ANYONE WANTS TO LIVE IN ALERT ALERT THIS IS NOT A DRILL AND SPEAKING OF SELFIES HOW DO YOU LIKE MY SUPER-CUTE SHIRT!