Thursday, February 16, 2017

Shit shirt

What kind of tacky, poor-judgment writer would buy such a vulgar, blasphemous shirt as this? THIS GUY.

What kind of disrespectful body-dysmorphia addict would violate the sanctity of the gym by wearing it to work out? ALSO THIS GUY.

What kind of bleary, non-morning, tacky, poor-judgment, vulgar, blasphemous, disrespectful potential juror who is quickly post-workout showering before he heads back to the courthouse would forget to pack a towel? HEY LOOK AT THE FUNNY SHIRT I'M WEARING!

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