Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Jury hurry

Will I get selected? Was the officer at the security checkpoint adorable? Does everyone like my shirt? Did the guy sitting next to me in the holding tank smoke 457 cigarettes for breakfast? The jury's still out.

Wait. I just got a report that we have one verdict in. Yes. On the second count, we have a verdict of ... guilty. The officer at the security checkpoint has been found guilty of being adorable. And he is already appealing. Ahem.

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