Tuesday, November 23, 2004

Got your tickets yet?

Here are just a few of the reasons you won't want to miss our show:
• A 4-part raise-the-roof arrangement of Handel's magnificent "Hallelujah" chorus
• A 12-part stir-your-soul arrangement of "O Magnum Mysterium," sung in Latin
• "Winter Song," a rousing chorus in the best glee-club tradition with old-school lyrics like "And the ice gnomes are marching through their Norways ..."
• Toy teddy bears and wooden soldiers having a dance-off to impress a little kid (brilliantly choreographed by the always-humble me)
• Colin Farrell having a shirtless Crisco fight with Brad Pitt*

*Pending legal approval and contract negotiations

True to form, Ticketmaster has made it weirdly difficult to find our concert on its site, but here is the link.

Insider tip: You can usually get the best seats at the 5:00 Saturday show. You can thank me later.

Our holiday show always sells out, so get your tickets soon! Act now! Go! What are you waiting for? Get clicking! Shoo!


Hugo said...

Is airfare to and from Chicago included in the ticket price?

RcktMan Rick said...

Damn that Colin Farrel always gets the good parts. I think a "Showgirls" scene is in order. Bitch.