Sunday, November 25, 2018

When you have no fireplace but you have a long banister and a clever gay who got the spacing counted out correctly on ONLY THE SECOND TRY

Plus when you have a Bitch Kitty WHO PLOPPED HER BITCH ASS RIGHT IN THE PERFECT SPOT JUST AS I WAS LINING UP THE PHOTO.

Since I was doing all the counting and hanging and decorating, I naturally put my stocking closest to the front door so I’ll get the most Sparkle Unicorn Rainbow Dream Kitten Pillow Glitter Sequin Diamond Pudding Smooches(R) Barbies before Santa runs out. Because it’s only fair.

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