I was going to write a fun post about this morning’s race before I went to bed tonight,

but instead of post-race napping like a smart person I decided to jump right into post-race EPCOTing like a dumb person and I just now finally sloshed home in the rain and I’m so tired I can barely whine about my unmentionable-location chafing so here are the fireworks that Disney set off this morning to send my corral through the starting gate: