The boyfriend is supposed to get home from a trip at 1:00 am ... a full 12 hours after he was originally scheduled to get here.
I just got home from a cocktail party. There was vodka. I wore a flowered shirt. There are pictures.
My alarm goes off at 4:00 tomorrow morning so I can be on an international flight by 7:00.
If there's one thing more fun than sleeping on a plane in dress clothes, it's being charming in front of a client when you're exhausted. And wrinkled.
Have fun while I'm gone.