Face Swap is truly the technology of our time

Are you a good witch? Or a sandwich?

It's hot and it's monotonous

Holiday greetings from our private beach vacation!

Come for the locusts. Stay for the plagues.

Darkening skies. Reddening hats. Blood running from the faucets. Collective intelligence flushing into the sewer. "Material Girl" on the Spotify.

The trumpfant terrible is clearly on his way.

I try not to make gratuitous remarks about physical appearances ...

but someone who looks like Eric Trump dismissing anyone as "not even people" is like the catastrophic intellectual, moral and human failure Donald Trump calling someone a loser.

Some people have it all.

Some people have trouble keeping their rings from getting all crooked.