DAY 1 WITHOUT DIET COKE

I have replaced my morning 44 oz. bucket of delicious chemical elixir with a can of itchy water infused with a vague taste of sodium and a wisp of a lie about ephemeral fruit flavor. We should find out relatively soon exactly how many tears of desperate despondency I’m capable of shedding as I shake uncontrollably from delicious chemical withdrawal. Stay tuned.

Also: Ranch peanuts taste exactly like peanuts that have the word Ranch on the packaging.

It's been a whole year now

How's that early-and-active-opiod-prioritizing bullshit going for you and your man-boy messiah, you opportunistic, lying sack of shit?

Day 7 of 7

Seven days of black and white photos about me. No people. No explanations.

#Threefer

It worked! I don't have an opioid addiction! Praise #MAGA!