Things I found in my storage unit over the weekend that I’d feared were lost forever, Brushed Stainless Steel Edition:

1. My banana holder whose graceful arcs complement the organic curves of the fruit it suspends in its noble, counterbalanced mission to prevent unsightly, heartbreaking bruises.

2. My prize souvenir from my one and only trip to Paris: a meta cheese knife with FROMAGE carved out of the blade. I found it in—of all things—a quaint—because EVERYTHING IN PARIS IS QUAINT—little cheese shop near our hostel in the Marais district. It’s a CHEESE KNIFE with the French word for CHEESE carved in it, people!