Friday, June 08, 2018

Why am I blowdrying the (artfully hidden) side of my face?

To dry up the wrinkles? No. (Well, maybe ... do you think it would work?) To make flapping doggy cheeks like I’m poking my head out the car window? No. (Actually, also maybe.) TO ENTICE YOU BY SHEER FORCE OF YOUR BURNING, BLOWDRYER-HOT CURIOSITY TO COME SEE OUR ALMOST-SOLD-OUT SHOW AND FIND OUT FOR YOURSELVES?

Let’s not kid ourselves. It’s always been Option 2.

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