Thursday, May 24, 2018

What?

You know how when you’re lying on your side with your head wrapped in off-brand Saran Wrap and your ear wedged in a sawed-off drinking cup as you wait for the cold, rubbery alginate—which is your new favorite word—to congeal for your ear mold and someone hands you your iPhone to alleviate your boredom and you think it might be fun to take a selfie?

I’d probably take one if I ever found myself in that situation.

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