Last night’s show was filled with the damn gays for some reason

This one’s filled with damn KIDS. When did it become acceptable for either population to attend the theater?

(The girl sitting next to me has seen Frozen before, and she assures me “It’s a lot better than Annie.” It’s a hard-knock review, but Annie will have to let it go.)

#HowToTurn50 #AndFreezeUpInTheNosebleedSeats