Wow. Instagram sure has all my interests nailed after only a few weeks:

Random shirtless dudes being conspicuously muscular in the gym, answers to pressing questions about some girl’s curly leggo hair, a couple more random shirtless dudes but this time enjoying nature, ferocious dinosaurs outfitted in feathers and armor, a random shirtless dude who apparently knows how to fly, and my adorable and beloved husband Ethan Slater, who is currently starring on Broadway in the Spongebob musical. (Hi, Ethan! Call me.)