Wednesday, January 25, 2017


That heartbreaking moment when you finally, reluctantly admit to yourself that your longtime Facebook crush -- who has never in your memory initiated a conversation with you and who barely acknowledges your attempts to chat with him and who has demonstrated pretty much less than zero interest in ever maybe even noticing you and who furthermore posts the most perfunctory, derivative, borderline pointless messages on Facebook -- uses way too many exclamation points.

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