Thursday, June 29, 2006

Things you should never do with a sinus headache:

Airplane rides
Balloon animals
Barometric experiments
Boxing
Cartwheels
Childbirth
Clown-in-a-bucket circus acts
Cocaine
Constipation
Decline bench presses
Down dog
Drum corps
French horns
Heavy lifting
Lace-up shoes
LASIK
Navel gazing
Roller coasters
Self-administered pedicures
Sneezing
Somersaults
Tight hats
Trapeze practice
Vocal auditions
Weepy breakups
Wrestling
Yoga

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