Monday, June 05, 2006

Important distinction

hotmail.com is the URL for a free Microsoft email service. Type it in your browser window and you’ll get a login page with lots of blue on it. And no red flags for your company IT department.

homtail.com is the URL for an escort site. Type it in your browser window and you’ll get a page featuring a giant womanbutt with a thong strap in its crack. You’ll also get a picture of two women in spandex dresses and overprocessed hair posed awkwardly at a bar. So if your company IT department isn’t horrified by the thongy womanbutt on your work computer, it will definitely be talking to you about viewing cheap stock photography with bad composition and ’80s-prom-slut clichés.

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