Who's That Girl? was a smashing success last night. Everyone who was anyone was there, and in addition to the standard thousands and thousands of dollars the event raises for gay-related non-profits, it even racked up an unprecedented $6,000 -- the figure rarely hits the $1,500 range -- in the drag-makeover auction. Our "Xanadu" number drew cheers and screams from the audience, and the little black muscle shirts our drag queen got for us dancer boys looked hot on all of us.

I've spent the day throwing crap out of my closets wholesale, and in a few hours I'll be back on stage for our second night of the show. Off to the showers ...