Showing posts with label matchy-matchy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label matchy-matchy. Show all posts
Friday, July 20, 2018
Saturday, July 07, 2018
Three dorks at The 39 Steps
I was GOING to make some brutally clever comment about how Sage and I have matching, relentlessly horizontal rainbow stripes racing gaily across our masculine chests on our not-gay date, but boring-old-plain-shirted Rob literally—LITERALLY!—jumped into our selfie at literally—LITERALLY!—the last second like some unhinged white-shirted monkey and ruined everything. I literally hate theater people.
Friday, November 17, 2017
The outsides of my shoes match my socks and my shaker bottle
The insides of my shoes match my stalwart heterosexuality.
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