Really, Amazon Prime Video?

The entire batshit-crazypants Left Behind trilogy is free in your catalog but Can’t Stop the Music is $3.99?

Is it because I finally blocked all the fox “news” channels tonight?

When you accidentally buy everything you’ve been storing in your Amazon shopping cart ... and the box finally arrives ...

$16.20 on Amazon if he doesn't send you one for free!

This song may or may not fill me with such joy that I’ve listened to it on repeat for well over two hours as I excavated and organized and cleaned my room:

Music To Build A Bookshelf By And By The Way Notice That My Music Library Isn’t ALL Show Tunes Just Mostly Show Tunes Because My Tastes Are Wondrously Diverse And Uber Manly Yo

Things I may or may not have but let's not kid ourselves totally got out my credit card and bought on Amazon:

New Year’s Eve Dudefest Amazon Prime Party Mix Realness!