You had me at chevron

Even though this rapidly changing weather and barometric pressure have given me an almost week-long headache that is so stubborn and so intractable and so deep in my skull that it’s making it excruciating to move my eyes and bend over to put on my socks, it all HAS given me an opportunity to wear my super-cute new durable-ripstop, sporty-mesh-lined, boldly chevron-patterned hooded windbreaker. It has pockets!