Guess who just scooped the litter box with his throbbing headache?

(Well, actually he used his hands, but his throbbing headache came along as an impediment.)

THIS GUY!

Guess who also forgot to pack a razor for his Galena weekend and then has consistently forgotten to bring a razor into the shower where he shaves all week so now he looks like a scraggly old troll who lives under a Norwegian bridge and challenges hapless but ultimately resourceful children with riddles whose answers often involve dumbass wordplay and/or personal introspection before he lets them cross?

ALSO THIS GUY!