See if you can spot the interesting feature in the massive dressing room behind me

I’ll give you a hint: IT’S TOTALLY DEVOID OF BUSTLING, DELIGHTFUL MY FAIR LADY CASTMEMBERS.

And do you know WHY the massive dressing room behind me is totally devoid of bustling, delightful My Fair Lady castmembers? I’ll give you a hint: BECAUSE I OBVIOUSLY HAVEN’T MASTERED RUDIMENTARY TIME-TELLING SKILLS AND I GOT HERE A WHOLE FREAKING HOUR EARLY.

Which means at least that I can secretly try on all the Ascot dresses in privacy.