Tuesday, January 16, 2018

They're not even pretty blankets

Mom asked me if I wanted her to bring me another blanket for my bed and I said no, I did not want her to bring me another blanket for my bed. So we compromised and she brought me two blankets.

Fun fact: When you’re the only queen in a queen-size bed, you never have to be in a rush to fold and put away your laundry because it can pile up on the side of the bed nobody sleeps on while the crushing, suffocating loneliness piles up on your side.

Other fun fact: I just posted a picture of my underpants on the Internets.

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