The radiation cupboard

1. Giving Tree Theater has the mega-coolest bathrooms in the history of all bathrooms in all theaters on all planets past, present and future.
2. Buzz-wham!
3. I go there to comb industrial-size drums of gel in my hair before each show.
4. Because I'm a Mad Man!
5. I freaking ROCKED my 'do tonight.
6. Buzz-wham!
7. Which is good because a LOT of people are going to see my hair tonight.
8. Because we're SOLD OUT, Britiches!
9. And it's only the second performance of our run.
10. BOOYAH!