Important things to note about One Man Two Guvnors tech Sunday, from left to right:

1. My sad attempt at a 1963 mop top. Which is not long for this world because I'm being upgraded to 1963 Mad Men hair.
2. My Mickey Mouse T-shirt. Because JAKE!
3. "A million donuts" (which might be an exaggeration but I'm a writer and not a mathematician so what do I know) courtesy of the theater.
4. My fountain Diet Coke that's so freakishly huge it might as well be a two-liter bottle but it still won't survive the day because YUM!
5. A bullet bra hanging on the wall. Of the box office. Because THEATER!