I want my NPR

Shouldn't there be some kind of secret code for overriding the NPR pledge drive blather if you're already a sustaining member on auto pay? I don't think I can weather another lighthearted host-to-host on-air conversation about the shade of heathered red that distinguishes this pledge drive's donor thank-you T-shirt from the last pledge drive's shirt.

Also: Target has boring lamps.