I ran 6.2 miles for an Easy-Bake Medal?

Guess who is home from his race and just now realized that in all his hurry this morning to find his super-cool running glasses he totally drove to the race and back without his prescription glasses.

Guess who also just declared a winner for the ugliest race medal he's received in 27 years of running.

Lightning round! Guess who also desperately needs a shower and a nap.