How to turn 40: Step 5

Wake up.

So it's finally happened. What started 40 years and 12 hours ago as a little trickle of water while my soon-to-be parents were working in the garden has culminated in 17 addresses, three cats, four cars, one college degree, 17 jobs, one broken arm, five mortgages, two televisions, five marathons, two triathlons, 525,600 show tunes, 12 Disney visits, uncountable pairs of shoes, one sister, one brother-in-law, one nephew, one niece, one fiancé ... and now one earthquake.

And the adventures continue to continue ...