Wednesday, February 18, 2004

A man takes his beagle to the vet ...

He says, "My dog's cross-eyed -- is there anything you can do for him?"

"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."

"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"

"No, because he's really heavy."

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