My name is R. and I'm the editor in charge of compiling Chicago's top 20 singles for Chicago magazine's July issue. I received your bio from K. and think you'd be a spectacular nominee. Would you be interested?
The process is quite simple. If you're selected, you'll be interviewed for a brief article, photographed by a top fashion photographer (italics added for emphasis) and expected to attend a party in June. It's remarkably easy and, according to past singles, great fun.
Let me know if you're interested.