Leg day!

270 lbs x 25 reps x 4 sets + 4 (four!) totally hot, totally not-even-noticing straight guys RIGHT NEARBY = 1 totally self-indulgent, strugglingly squished, undoubtedly dangerous leg-press selfie

Leg Day rule #1:

Always make sure the gym is completely empty before you take a potentially dangerous selfie.
(25 reps x 4 sets x 270 lbs, baby!)

Never skip leg day, bro.

R is for Really?

I'm wearing socks that actually have an L and an R on them. But really they're an R and an L because I'm recklessly wearing them on the wrong feet. Also: I'm wearing shoes that are cooler on the inside than the outside.

Nothing good can come of all of this.