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The four elemelons:
Watermelon
Windmelon
Firemelon
Earthmelon

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No matter what life throws at me, at least I don't have ugly children.

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Women hate cargo shorts because they reveal the tactical inferiority of purses.

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You don't realize how old a movie is until you see the computer in it.

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What do you call 2,000 mockingbirds?

Two kilomockingbirds

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List of words containing "meow"
• Meow
• Meows
• Meowed
• Meowing
• Homeowner

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Contrary to popular belief, bees are actually terrible spellers.

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One person's decorative items are another person's hideous projectiles. That's why all my decorative items are made of lightweight, non-threatening, not-at-all-gay-sounding papier-mâché.