Monday, July 23, 2018

I’m not saying Rob is an ash ...

but he totally blew off this morning’s run because he was “tired” after being “up really late” trying on “négligée” so Scott and I totally replaced him in our post-run selfie with an ash tree:
Plus! PLUS! Scott’s and my GPS running watches always get as much as .05 miles off from each other sometimes by the first mile, but on today’s Robless (Rob-robbed?) morning OUR WATCHES SYNCHED UP LIKE WOMEN’S PERISCOPES WHEN THEY’RE LOOKING AT THE SAME STARS so clearly Rob is a planet that’s throwing off the satellites triangulating our watches and see how neatly I brought that periscope fake-out full-circle you’re welcome.

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